Yay. Monday. -___-
Need. Coffee. 😵

Yay. Monday. -___-
Need. Coffee. 😵

Anonymous
asks:
I had saved up tons of money over summer and decided to take a chance to and fly to london to meet my tumblr bf (we were online dating) ANYWAY. I had to douche on the plane ride over because I had completly forgotten and like i dont want to douche at my tumblr bfs house (ew) anyway, The plane had turbulence and I fucking sprayed all over the tiny bathroom.

kisakiru:

cocaineteas:

Bye.

image

😧

I can’t even……

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

southerncrotch:

Flipfuck


Rimming to Bareback in less than 3 seconds

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

southerncrotch:

Flipfuck

Rimming to Bareback in less than 3 seconds

wastelandicism:

laur-laurr:

unshaped:

Tate was the sweetest character!

He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.

we all have our flaws

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

namerankintention:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

most stressful fucking video i’ve ever watched

itsstuckyinmyhead:

My Childhood 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

huffingtonpost:

Hey, White America, You Need To Hear What These Ferguson Kids Have To Say

In a new video from social justice-oriented T-shirt company FCKH8, several Ferguson children lampoon the excuses white people give to avoid getting involved in ending discrimination in America and deliver a call to action to stomp out racism.

Watch the full video and see these kids explain how racism is still a huge part of even getting an interview for a job.

willcub:

Truth.  

willcub:

Truth.